Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Cakes II!

In cakes dos, we were able to build upon what we learned from cakes uno (go figure) with more focus on decorating techniques. Decoration ain't really my thang, despite it being my means of gainful employment. Sure I want it to have eye appeal, but I would rather spend more time making that shit taste good. It was fun anyway.

Yule log. I didn't know people made these anymore. I think it's a throwback to French hotel dining back in the day. That's the only setting I can see someone pulling this off. Ye Olde Yule Log is essentially a roulade cake. For this one we used a simple sponge, soaked in booze, with a cranberry meringue buttercream and chestnuts. It's wrapped and chilled, then cut and assembled to look like a log in a forest. We decorated it with chocolate buttercream, meringue mushrooms, and marzipan Holly. I thought it looked mad corny, but later in my life when I am a housewife in the suburbs, I can pull this one out at my annual Christmas party and really wow the husbands. <--- That was a joke. Yule-icious!















Lemon chiffon cake. This was VERY similar to a cake we make at Mags. A lemony cake, with lemon curd between the layers. But we used a plain buttercream to coat the outside. It was buttery and delicious. I practiced my basket-weave in buttercream on this one, something I hope I never have to do in my professional life. So tacky!














Chocolate-pistachio roll cake. I know this cake doesn't look at all interesting from the outside (we were practicing covering cakes with rolled marzipan) but it was BOMB on the inside. A chocolate roulade cake with pistachio cream! I LOVE chocolate and pistachio!














Fraisier cake. This was pretty tasty and rich. Vanilla cake layers soaked in champagne, with moussaline and strawberries. Note how I spelled "Fraisier" wrong on the top.














Hello. I am a Black Forest cake that stepped out of the 80s.














Ah, and the grand finale. This baby was my pride and joy! This was for our midterm exam, and we had to draw from a hat out cake, filling, and covering combinations. I got Biscuit Cuillere (lady fingers), Bavarian cream, and fondant. To do this successfully, I had to pipe my lady fingers into discs, and make a buttercream barrier to my white peach Bavarian cream. The chill the whole cake for awhile to get it nice and solid before covering it with fondant and decorating.

We had to choose a celebration theme for our cakes, and because I make birthday, anniversary, and congratulations cakes all the time, I wanted to choose something different. Adam was going to go crabbing soon, and wanting to do something pictoral, I decided on "Happy crabbing!"

How I made it: I tinted my fondant a light blue and covered the cake, squaring it off. I then painted the water, seaweed, and a couple of fishies on. While waiting for that to dry, I made all of my fondant decoration parts - I made the crabbing boat with the figures, and a bunch of little blue crabs. Once it was dry, I piped the beading on the bottom - coloring the royal icing to make it look like pebbles on a river bed. I then piped royal icing on the border of the water and sky to emphasize the frothiness of the waves. I stuck all the fondant pieces on, piped a royal icing trap, seagulls, and inscription, and VOILA! A crabbing cake! I was impressed with how much detail I was able to pull off in the about 2 hours of decoration time I got. I know it's hard to see, but in between the 2 crabbers, there is a crabbing basket with a claw sticking out. That's one of my favorite parts!





Thursday, September 2, 2010

Petit Fours MUTHA FUCKAS!

Petit fours are such a tease! They're dessert "four(s)-play", if you will. And served in a line on silver platters you can't help but treat them like cocaine. Give me more!

So I liked this unit a lot. Not just because I got to work with Janet (or Janae, as the cheese-eating surrender-monkey French would say - holler girl!) but because they're just so goddamn cute! AWWWWW! Little-wittle desserts...

Janae and my first platter was composed of (from left/top to right/bottom) these little raisin cookies that I thought were gross and old-timey that I couldn't stop eating nonetheless; Financiers (w/ mango!)... tasty!; pate sucree with passionfruit curd and a blueberry; Sarah Bernhart's boobies - almond macaroon with whipped ganache and choc glaze. I was a fan of most of these things.














Next tray. I actually didn't like most of these. It was composed of desserts that just weren't quite cutting it for me. The French seem to like their good shit all muddled up with bad shit. Making a caramel? Put some chocolate in it to make some combination of muddled choco-caramelyness that's not good as either. Making a cake? Put as much fucking buttercream and filling on it that it makes you want to vomit it all up (but still eat it the first time around because it tastes good until you feel your stomach rapidly sinking into your small intestine). Nice lemon cookies? Dip them in chocolate for a totally unnecessary citrus chocolate combination WHICH I HATE. So here goes from left/bottom to right/top: Some thing with cake on the bottom, 3 different types of buttercream (Janae and I chose hazelnut, vanilla, and raspberry - but through no fault of our own this still just tasted like a shitload of flavored buttercream on a wafer); lemon and raspberry sandwich cookies dipped in chocolate; caramel mou - caramel with chocolate and rolled in cocoa powder; a cake thing made with raspberry jam, marzipan, and a fondant glaze; and another thin layer of cake thing with a mound of buttercream "enrobed" in chocolate. Good grief this tray looked like it stepped out of the 80s!














Mmmm.... how pleasant... Macaroons! From left to right: Gerbert macaroons with a raspberry filling; lemon Madelines; some gross shit I don't remember the name of made with peanut butter puff pastry, royal icing, and raspberry jam; chocolate macaroons with chocolate ganache; more Madelines; Opera cake - really good - hazelnut and chocolate together is my jam!














From top/left to bottom/right: Pineapple pate de fruits "tropical!"; Nougat; almond tuiles; sablee chocolate and vanilla swirl cookies - not too much going on, but pleasant; Russian tea cakes - always good; Florentines - not my jam but a respectable addition to the party. The sophisticate uncle from Italy, if you will.














Ahhh... Janae and my opus to the art of petit fours. Our Sistine Chapel amongst the punk-ass Basquiat wannabes. Our very own "little ovens", we birthed these babes from our combined creative juices. Yes, that's right, Janae and I made them. I present to you our final exam. Together we made 7 - we had to collaborate on 1 freestyle petit four, and separately freestyle on 1 other, and then adapt a recipe from the unit for 2 more. They are as follows, from left to right:
(Our combined freestyle) A black sesame seed pound cake with passionfruit curd, white chocolate glaze and toasted black sesame seeds.
(My adaptation) Pistachio Russian tea cake.
(My adaptation) Kaffir lime mousse sandwich, biscuit d'Amandes w/ pate a cornet design, candied orange.
(Janae's freestyle) Mini banana cream pie with painted choc crust and caramelized banana
(Janae's adaptation) Lemon Madeline
(Janae's adaptation) Green tea checkerboard sablee
(My adaptation) Sarah Bernhart with almond macaroon, earl grey and honey ganache, chocolate glaze and candied lavender.

B-b-b-b-b-b-bomb baby.
It was so good I had to post all 3 pictures that Janae sent me.







































This post is mostly a way to scare off my grandmother from reading my blog. I thought she didn't know how to turn on her computer, despite my mother and I showing her multiple times. However she does, and uses the interwebs, and locates this blog and reads it. Grandma, if you're still reading this, then you can withstand more than I thought, and you're even cooler than I thought you already were. Sex, drugs and rock and roll GRAM$! And computers!

Did you get enough shout-outs Janae?