Monday, August 31, 2009

The best meal of my life: Schwa

Adam and I were just in Chicago and had the most amazing meal EVER at Schwa.  Signed menu is posted below, but for my memory's sake, I'm writing out everything I ate.

Before that happens, though, I want to bring up a couple of points not food related that made this place so fucking great. There were a total of 4 people working there the night we ate there.  The front of house is back of house, and they don't treat you in any way different than if you were just walking into their kitchen. And you practically are. The place is small: it's about half kitchen, half living room. I believe Michael Carlson's mom decorated the dining room. They're heavily tattooed, and were listening to hip-hop in the kitchen, which drifted into the dining room.  Its also BYOB.

Being served and interacting with the people who made my food is something that matters so much to me.  Being served fucking amazing food by dudes who care passionately about what they're making tops the list. Adam and I were smitten, and when expressing it, were met with complete modesty. It's like they have no idea how good they are. Towards the end of the meal, Chef Carlson goes over who is sitting at the tables around us, most of them were people in the food industry.  He then referred to "the dude from Alinea" coming in later. That "dude" was Grant Achatz, chef from Alinea, who runs the best restaurant in the country (according to Gourmet Magazine).  Adam and I proceeded to crap our pants. 

Menu:

Amuse- Hendrick's gin bubble tea with rosemary tapioca. I also think they had some cucumber in there

Crab- piles of crab over an overripe plantain puree. There were also plantain chips on each pile, which offered a welcomed change of texture. Like sophisticated and sweet baby food.

Pea soup- A cup of soup that tasted like it was just blanched peas that had been pureed and strained, with lemon salt and pepper. So tasty!  Also had menthol foam and a myer lemon sauce of sorts. 

Tortelloni- Had cauliflower inside of it. Had a coco nib and curry broth with little brittles of coco nibs floating in it. The broth was so unique tasting- it tasted like beef and chocolate water. The curry was really subtle, the pasta perfectly cooked.

Maki- One of the most fucked up dished I've ever had.  It was green curry rice rapped in a leaf that tasted like rootbeer. With a rootbeer dipping sauce, and shaved pickled carrots.  One thing were they just adopted a familiar form but created something totally different and mind-blowing in taste

Quail-egg ravioli- (not on the menu) The best bite of food I have ever had.  A perfectly poached quail egg just encased in perfectly cooked ravioli, with a buttery and truffley sauce. Adam and I licked our bowls. Life goal: learn how to make this.

Lobster- A couple pieces of lobster that seemed to have just been pached in butter. With a chip made out of pancetta. And pickled ramps and fava beans. There was a toasted grain of some kind sprinkled on top of the whole dish. So well balanced, with intriguing textures and every single bite was good on its own and with everything else. 

Chicken liver- Rutabega, tumeric, beer. Chicken liver pate with a peanutty brittle thing. Reminded me of grandma. I don't like the taste of liver but I enjoyed all the flavor combinations nonetheless.

Pork- Little pieces of the tastiest pig I eva had. Have no idea where the fuck they came from but I vow that I will eat every part of the pig until I find it again. Served with little pieces of zucchini. 

Cheese- a little pot of cheese with powdered honey. Not incredibly notable.

Dessert- Strawberries with a black pepper ice cream.



Thursday, August 20, 2009

The only thing I like to smoke is SALMON!

Adam and I made a trip to Russ & Daughters on the LES for our fill of fishy Jewishy things. Let's just say we had our fill, and were wholly satisfied. While there, I picked up a "super heeb": an everything bagel with whitefish salad, horseradish cream cheese, and wasabi infused flying fish roe.  It was fucking awesome! We also got some pastrami salmon, smoked mackerel, sable, and lemon-pepper yellowfin tuna. And blintzes.

While R & D has survived the changing LES (they own the building) I can't help but feel sad that I missed an era when we didn't have to cherish places like it.  I guess New York will always change, I just hope that the standard of quality food does not. Oh wait, I forgot how much shitty food is in NY.







































































Oh and that top loin of salmon in the "salmon porn" picture was so pristine it looked like it was made out of wax. The picture in no way reflects what it is like to be in the presence of such beauty. 

Presto pestoooooooooo!

I LOVE PESTO! I LOVE SAYING "PRESTO PESTO" WHEN IT'S DONE!

I freeze my pesto in ice-cube trays for safe keeping. I learned that from my mother, who is usually over-zealous when it comes to freezing, but this is one she got right.



Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What I did today

My diet today:
Rice krispies with blueberries
Slice of Domino's pizza donated to me by Momie
3 devils food cake tops
1/4 lb. pickled herring in cream sauce

Why have I been eating like this? Because I have been working. Hard. I was on my feet for 12 hrs. today, and thats pretty normal lately. 

Here are some fruits of my labor. I iced the cakes, cupcakes, and banana cream pie seen in this TV segment.  I am, however not responsible for the Fox lady smoking crack.


Saturday, August 8, 2009

Some rustic Balkan fare

I made a Mamaliga last night. What is that you might ask? Why, its a rustic Balkan dish. Recipe:
grate a couple of zucchini- salt and let drain for a couple of minutes
add to that: fresh herbs if you have any, 2 eggs, some onion, 1/3 C. olive oil, 1/2 C. cornmeal, feta cheese, salt + pepper
coat skillet with olive oil, put stuff in it
top with tomato slices and bread crumbs
bake @ 375 for about a half hour until firm and gets a little crusty





Thursday, August 6, 2009

Julia on "Julie & Julia"

Julia Child, you are awesome and deserve to have a thousand movies made on your life alone. I love every scene that you're in because you are a worthwhile person. Julie Powell, shut the fuck up. No one cares about you and your fucking problems. You are boring, and mundane.


Pasta dinner

The other night I cooked off some bacon, added shallots, portabella mushrooms, garlic, and tomatoes, and then threw in some pasta, basil, and parmegiano reggiano.  

Usually I wouldn't post something so "weeknight" and "mundane" but this was particularly "yummo" and "delish".  Let me tell you that this dinner was slated for tasty because I made a sauce beginning with bacon. I can't believe I remained a vegetarian for so fucking long.  Ah . . . back when I cared about things . . . and ate bad food. 





Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ben's Chili Bowl!


I'm in DC visiting Adam and went to Ben's Chili Bowl for the third time.  I order a chili half-smoke and a side of slaw every time, because it's what I ordered the first time and I haven't been able to order anything else since.  There is nothing better to top a tube of ground meat and fat and spice than ground meat and fat and spice in a different but equally tasty form. 

Nothing is wrong with Ben's Chili Bowl.  The food is done right, the service is warm, and it's everything I hope for in a neighborhood joint. I do, however,  recommend a dessert of Pepto Bismol. Also pictured: Adam's chili cheese fries- also really tasty.










Tis Tart Time!

I was feeling tarty the other day so I made 2 of them! I essentially followed this recipe for an Asparagus custard tart, only did not really follow it.

I used swiss chard and leeks instead of asparagus. I also doubled the crust recipe to make 2 pies- one savory, the other sweet (I added 2 T of sugar into the peach tart crust)! Why not, its fucking hot and humid in New York so I'm not going to turn the oven on for just one thing. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt . . .

I improvised the sweet tart: some peaches, some blueberries, brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, ginger, and a blueberry jam glaze.
Yield: 1 swiss chard and leek tart, 1 peach and blueberry tart, and a whole lot of efficient awesomeness.